Brigitte Bardot

It’s like they wanted to make a soft-core porn film with fun elements of the French New Wave, but had to dial it back in order to get Brigitte Bardot. Even the way it is, I don’t know how they got Bardot. The movie is about the guy enjoying the view in the picture above. He is a writer who has made a career out of the women he sleeps with. He needs inspiration, so his publisher hires Bardot and puts her under a sex slave contract. She knows that’s what it is and signs anyways. The two travel by train while he dictates to Bardot the stories of past relationships.

The women are attractive enough and it will be arousing at times. The rest of the film is a wet blanket. Skip this movie and pick up a Playboy instead.